The Husband Who Refused to Die

  THE HUSBAND WHO REFUSED TO DIE

  ANDREA DARBY

  Copyright © 2016 Andrea Darby

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  CONTENTS

  CHAPTER 1

  CHAPTER 2

  CHAPTER 3

  CHAPTER 4

  CHAPTER 5

  CHAPTER 6

  CHAPTER 7

  CHAPTER 8

  CHAPTER 9

  CHAPTER 10

  CHAPTER 11

  CHAPTER 12

  CHAPTER 13

  CHAPTER 14

  CHAPTER 15

  CHAPTER 16

  CHAPTER 17

  CHAPTER 18

  CHAPTER 19

  CHAPTER 20

  CHAPTER 21

  CHAPTER 22

  CHAPTER 23

  CHAPTER 24

  CHAPTER 25

  CHAPTER 26

  CHAPTER 27

  CHAPTER 28

  CHAPTER 29

  CHAPTER 30

  CHAPTER 31

  CHAPTER 32

  CHAPTER 33

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  CHAPTER 1

  I’ll never forget the day Dan told me he wanted to be frozen when he died …

  It’s a sticky August afternoon and we’re unpacking shopping after being stuck in a lengthy road diversion en route from the supermarket.

  ‘It’s called cryonics,’ he says, catching my eye as I tuck a pack of slightly warm organic chicken thighs into the top drawer of the freezer.

  ‘I hope you have a better shelf life than these birds then. They only get an extra six months in here.’ I assume he’s pulling my leg – not just because of his comic timing and the fact he’s dropped it out so casually; and in the kitchen. I can’t believe such a thing really happens, except in those weird sci-fi movies.

  ‘Seriously, bodies can be effectively preserved now – with the right chemicals.’

  ‘You daft bugger. Anyway, you don’t like preservatives.’ I wait for his dimples to stretch, like they always do when Dan’s trying not to smile. Nothing.

  He frowns, turning to peer into one of the bags he’s lined up neatly along our kitchen island. The dark hair at his neck looks almost black with sweat.

  ‘Have you thought about being stuffed? You’d make a great draught excluder for the french windows.’ I grin. This will surely crack him.

  ‘Come on, Carrie,’ he snaps. ‘Any chance of telling you something important without the jokes?’ He stares and I stop smiling. ‘I’ve been thinking about it for a while. Science has really moved on. I believe there’s a good chance of being brought back to life after—’

  ‘You’re not ill, are you?’ The thought makes me feel sick with dread.

  ‘No – course not.’ Dan rips the top off a bottle of a deep red smoothie, taking a huge swig that seems to last forever. ‘Well, not that I know of.’ I’m reassured by a grin. Thank God.

  I watch Dan return to his task, unsure what to say next. He looks so strong – and fit in both senses of the word – emptying bags with needlessly urgent movements like it’s one of his exercise sessions, triceps tightening as he throws tins into tall cupboards, a patch of moisture spreading on his fitted T-shirt. His physique could so easily belong to a man twenty years younger.

  ‘You gonna join me, or just watch?’ Dan smiles and the dimples deepen.

  ‘I’d prefer to watch, but go on then.’ I grab a carrier.

  It seems he really is serious about this cryonics thing, I think, bundling fruit into the three-tier bowl. He’s certainly stepped up his health campaign in recent months. First it was the superfoods, then the revolting concoctions of herbs and the raw regime that led to his fennel fetish. And there was the day I caught him necking a glass of wee behind the frosted shower screen in our en suite. ‘It’s full of nutrients,’ he’d declared. Luckily, that fad was short-lived.

  But this was something else. I really didn’t want to think about my husband dying – or his body being messed with. I refuse to carry a donor card; I’m so squeamish about these things. Feeling uneasy, I grab the bread knife, hacking clumsily into the stiff plastic packaging of a punnet of nectarines.

  ‘Do many people do this … this preservation thing?’

  ‘A few hundred are signed up in the UK apparently, thousands in America.’

  ‘So what happens then?’

  ‘I’ve got some leaflets, and there’s an online video – I could show you later.’

  ‘Is Sunny involved? It sounds like something your sister might—’

  ‘No. She doesn’t even know about it. No one does.’

  ‘I’m guessing it costs a bit?’

  Dan nods. ‘I wondered about selling the Aston Martin to pay for it.’

  Silence follows and my head whirrs with unsettling thoughts and images.

  ‘Shall I take the present up to Eleanor?’ I’m glad Dan’s switched the subject. He pulls a book from a bag with a broad smile; two adorable dogs – fluffy fictional war heroes – pictured on the cover. He’d snuck off to buy it while we were at the cheese counter, desperate to surprise her. ‘I can’t wait to see her face. I wonder if I’ll be allowed to read it with her. Or is she going to play the “I’m too old for that, Daddy” card?’

  I force a grin. Dan puts down the book, a concerned look putting thin white creases on his lightly tanned forehead. He walks over, gives me a hug.

  ‘Oh, yes. Hang on.’ He heads over to his briefcase. ‘It’s officially National Surprise Gifts Day. I got this in that new stationery store.’ It’s a vintage notebook, its ornate cover dazzling in the glare of the sun through the pyramid skylight. ‘Thought it would replace the one you drowned in coffee.’

  ‘Thanks. I love the gold foil. Gold.’ I repeat the word, belting it out Spandau Ballet-style, in a forced baritone voice. Dan throws his head back to laugh.

  ‘Miss Silly Socks.’ He wraps his arms around me from behind, head nestled in my neck. ‘Hey, I love you.’ He lands several light pecks that tickle my skin.

  ‘I love you too.’ I know what’s coming. He pulls his lips into an exaggerated pucker, then lands a rasping kiss that vibrates noisily at the top of my spine. I can’t suppress a girly giggle.

  ‘Oh double yuk.’ We both turn to see Eleanor, head to toe in pastel purple, her new sequinned pumps twinkling beneath wiry legs, squirming with her whole face. Her eyes wander to th
e table, widening as she skips across.

  ‘Yes! Wow!’ She snatches it up. ‘You got it.’ She looks over, as if to seek reassurance the book’s for her. ‘They’re soo cute.’ She kisses the collies on the cover in turn, then chuckles at her own daftness. ‘Thanks, Daddy. That’s brilliant.’

  She bounds over, bashing into Dan’s legs, her grip tight, but not as solid as her dad’s – the impenetrable, protective barrier around his princess.

  Dan beams and I choke. Our perfect family of three…

  ***

  … Three.

  We Three Kings. Three wise men.

  Three o’clock service. Three’s a magic number. Three Little Pigs.

  ‘We learned about number three today.’ I hear Eleanor’s high-pitched voice, the younger, four-year-old her. I imagine her in the little skater skirt she loved, strands of hair escaping from her pigtails, smelling of her favourite strawberry soap.

  We’re in her bedroom, back when it was the pink palace. Dan’s just got in from work, still in his suit jacket, and she’s trapped him with her excitable talk. He looks exhausted, but he doesn’t complain. Never does.

  ‘Can we do the three bears? Us three. The porridge thing. We did it at nursery. I’ve got some pretend dishes.’ She’s hurriedly rooting in her toy box, throwing things aside.

  Eleanor lays three brightly-coloured plastic bowls in a row on the cream carpet. ‘And there’s one spoon.’ She’s almost delirious with excitement. Dan’s knees click as he kneels by her side, pretending to stir the contents.

  ‘Not yet, Daddy.’ She snatches the spoon. ‘I want to be Goldilocks.’

  ‘But there won’t be three bears then, darling,’ Dan says.

  ‘There has to be three bears, Daddy.’ She scowls.

  ‘You could be Baby Bear – AND Goldilocks,’ I offer.

  ‘I want to be just Goldilocks.’

  ‘What about Mr Fluff?’ Dan says, grabbing the stuffed toy from the foot of her bed. ‘He can be Baby Bear.’

  ‘He’s not a bear. He’s a dog.’

  ‘He’s a really good actor,’ I say. ‘He can pretend – like we’re going to.’

  ‘I’ll get Paka; he’s like a bear.’ Eleanor fetches a plastic figure from her shelf, a mean-looking panda wearing dark shades. Dan takes it from her, puts it in front of his face.

  ‘Who’s been sleeping in my bed?’

  Eleanor chortles and hiccups at the same time. ‘That doesn’t sound like a baby voice, silly Daddy. Perhaps Mummy can do it?’

  I oblige.

  ‘Well done, Mummy.’ She’s so earnest, teacher-like.

  ‘That joint drama degree’s paying dividends,’ Dan says in an undertone, nudging me playfully.

  ‘That voice was just right,’ Eleanor says. We both laugh, proud of her joke; hoping it was intentional.

  ‘Bless you.’ Dan pulls her into a cuddle. ‘Oh, I love you, Princess.’

  She lets him kiss her face several times, then pulls away. ‘Goldilocks, not Princess.’

  The phone rings. ‘Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear needs to answer that. It might be that flooring guy,’ I say. ‘I’ll put the kettle on too – you must be parched. I’ll be two minutes, Goldilocks.’ Eleanor looks indignant.

  Later, I listen at the door. The other two bears have clearly given up waiting. Dan’s reading Cinderella – again. He still hasn’t changed out of his work clothes.

  Dan’s interrupted mid-flow by Eleanor’s enquiries – as always.

  ‘Why does Cinderella’s Daddy die?’

  ‘He got very, very ill, I guess.’

  ‘Will I die?’

  ‘Everyone has to die.’

  ‘But I don’t want to die. I don’t want Mummy to die.

  ‘Or you, Daddy.’

  ***

  In the months after Dan’s announcement, he mentioned cryonics often, bombarding me with information. It was important to plan it well, get all the details right, he said.

  ‘If you enjoy life, why wouldn’t you want to take a punt at having a second go at it?’ That was Dan’s reasoning.

  ‘Fair enough,’ I told him. It was his choice. I’d support him, though I’m ashamed to admit that I ignored much of it, keen to focus on the here and now.

  ‘Well, that’s a bombshell and a half,’ my best friend Imogen said when I told her. ‘I’ve never heard of it. He’s a bit young to be thinking about that.’

  I only told a few other people, all intrigued, but – like me – a touch bewildered. They asked questions I couldn’t really answer. Can people really come back to life? What had led Dan to want to do something so unusual, and radical? What did I think? I thought it was all way above my head, and much too far into the future to dwell on. I was convinced he’d go off the idea anyway.

  But it wasn’t. And he didn’t.

  Looking back, the bombshell turned out to be more of a tremor, with tiny aftershocks that rippled through our lives, testing the foundations of our marriage.

  Then this – just four years later.

  Total destruction.

  My head returns to the room. I can smell an ancient aroma, maybe burnt incense or candle wax. I look up at the vicar’s serene face, mouth moving gently, eyes doling out comforting blinks. I can feel Eleanor’s hand under mine; hot and clammy. All I hear are confused, muted sounds drowned out by a strident internal voice:

  ‘Dan’s dead. You’re a widow. Dan’s dead. Dead.’ Or is he?

  After this, he won’t be buried or cremated – no, he can’t be.

  I grip the service sheet with a rigid thumb. Dan stares up from the page, a photo taken next to Edinburgh Castle during our city break just months before. Mum reaches over and I feel her plump hand cupping my knee. I can’t look at her, my poor little Eleanor and Imogen next to her, or any of the small gathering squeezed into two neat rows of office chairs on either side of the claustrophobic room.

  Four weeks without my husband – each one dark, empty and unnavigable. Every morning the sickening realisation strikes me again, as if for the first time; the stomach-churning shock and self-pity undiminished, the duvet a painful barrier I fear I lack the strength to break through to enter another Danless day.

  I can’t do this. I’m only forty. I’m on my own, with no one to love me, an eleven-year-old girl who desperately needs her wonderful daddy, an emptiness inside that’s consuming me, and a confusion that’s torture.

  The vicar’s head leans as he speaks; his white hair is patchy. My eyes fix on the burgundy curtains hanging either side of the blank wall behind him.

  There’s no coffin in front of those curtains. But there’s always a coffin.

  I glance back at the photo. The picture of health. And Dan so handsome; his clear, olive skin, jaw still chiselled, grey hairs concealed by the dye he hid in his home filing cabinet.

  But the image lied. Dan had a rare cardiac defect. No knowledge, no warning. No genetics to explain it. Collapsed on the bathroom floor. A massive heart attack. He was just forty-eight. Why didn’t any of your special diets or supplements ward off that one, Dan?

  They whisked him to hospital, but the man I visited there wasn’t my Dan. I held a cold hand, pleading to the God I’d lost touch with since occasionally praying at bedtime as a kid for my husband’s warm smile to break through. But it never came. ‘I love you so much, Dancer. You can’t go. We need you.’ For five days I uttered those words. On the sixth, there was no one there to hear them. He’d taken a last, laboured breath.

  Then everything got blurred, things happened without me; the curious cryonics emergency procedure that involved putting Dan’s body in a big plastic bath filled with ice inside a converted ambulance, then pumping it with chemicals, before shipping it out to America, to be stored until … who knows?

  Of course, I didn’t witness it. I couldn’t. Who’d watch someone they love being subjected to that? But I’d seen what happens, in the video Dan had insisted I watch and the distressing flashbacks I’d had since he’d … gone. I saw machines ble
eping and heaving on a silicone corpse, syringes piercing fake flesh, drips hanging from sterile metal bars – and lots of water; freezing cold water.

  I still couldn’t really get my head around it. And whoever said childbirth was the worst pain you’d ever endure was a big fat liar. It doesn’t come close to losing your husband. And not knowing if you’re supposed to say goodbye adds another dimension to the pain, forcing the hurt into shapes you can’t recognise, with sharp angles you can’t measure.

  ‘I want you back, Dan, but I hate the thought of you in limbo. Where are you now – if not deceased? And your soul? Everything’s so difficult without certainty.’

  I realise, with dismay, that I may have just spoken those thoughts. Mum’s gently rocking my leg, a consolatory smile on her pained, matronly face; a sort of ‘there, there’ look.

  ‘Sorry … I’m so sorry,’ I whisper, forcing my eyes along the row of faces. I take in the comfort of Imogen’s lingering look and try to smile at Eleanor, her beautiful young face pale, wet and crumpled with grief.

  Facing ahead, I see Mark now. Such a great friend to us both. He’s stood by the lectern, the face that never failed to bring cheer set with an uncharacteristic solemnity. He’s talking, recollecting, praising – at last smiling. His eyes meet mine. I stare. Words break through – ‘devoted husband … father … businessman … fellow Beatles fan …’ Several muted chuckles are swallowed by the close walls and thick carpets.

  Hours later, wandering like an intruder around the house, there’s so much of the service I can’t remember. I recall walking out to Ave Maria, weeping uncontrollably, face collapsing under the weight of sorrow and scrutiny. I know I can never listen to that music again. Each long, dark, drawn-out note’s left a tiny scar inside me. And I recall Sunny appearing beside me several times, offering soothing words. The shock of seeing her in black. No tears. Staying strong for her brother. She’d been devastated not to make it back from her travels before Dan died. Her flight delayed, she’d arrived at the hospital too late.

  Dragging myself up the stairs, I know I have to face the spare bedroom – his special space. As I climb, my mind returns to the church steps, the kisses and condolences. Dan’s auntie had smothered me in the most extravagant embrace, clinging; and clinging. I’d surrendered, relieved to hide my face in the crook of her neck, relishing the softness of her huge black cardigan. It had been a lovely service, she’d said, finally releasing me. ‘Just right. You did Dan proud.’